Archive for September, 2009
I’M NOT AN EX-CON, I JUST LIKE TAPES Pt. 1
J-Zone still owns and operates a cassette walkman. He also tried to have a tape player installed in his car, but he was laughed out of the dealership (seriously).
While sweatin to the oldies at Planet Fitness (a notoriously bootleg gym chain) not too long ago, some ragtag living room couch of a broad who [...]
TWITTER QUITTER
J-Zone joined Twitter over the summer after a year of resistance and peer pressure. Its been a joke, as expected. Chances are somebody you respect and admire will show their ass by saying something corny. You’ll eventually wish them death by shark attack after they flood the news feed with garbage day in and day [...]
Read More..>>MORE UNPOPULAR OPINIONS: THE KANYE POST
Another J-Zone entry that will surely be met with disagreement, but people forget that pre-the Bad Boy era, there was a such thing as an UNPOPULAR OPINION. That said, Kanye West is being unfairly hated on for shit he does well and unfairly praised for shit he does poorly. I think his ego is more [...]
Read More..>>THE “NO MORE ROCK N ROLL” APPRECIATION POST
By now it’s no secret that J-Zone has unpopular opinions when it comes to well…everything. Especially music. Here’s another one, and remember, it’s just an opinion! Schoolly D, salute!
Does anybody remember when rap and rock weren’t friends?
Look, I’m all for progression. And for the record, I like rock music. I’m an avid Hendrix fan, hell [...]
CHRIS BROWN ON CNN (RANDOM THOUGHTS)
Look, it’s Papa Smurf getting ready to slang some bean pies! J-Zone weighs in with some random thoughts stemming from this Larry King episode.
There’s no crappier thing to see on TV than Chris Brown in a baby blue sweater and bow tie, looking like Papa Smurf getting ready to sell bean pies. If that wasn’t [...]
Read More..>>LIVE FROM 205: RUN-DMC & JMJ GET A PIECE OF THE BLOCK
J-Zone was fortunate enough to have passed by this event at the right time. Luck and a poor man’s workout at the junior high schoolyard across the street allowed him to capture the moment.
If you don’t know who Run-DMC and Jam Master Jay are, you won’t even see this column. That is unless your Google [...]
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